GET YOUR HEAD UP OFF YOUR DESK!!!

In my world I am a stylist.  I spend my days browsing through racks and racks of beautiful clothes.  Picking out just the perfect outfit for someone who doesn't have the time or the patience to do it themselves.  I frequent the finest boutiques and am invited to Fashion Week.  I am the 'curvaceous brown haired' version of Rachael Zoe.... In reality I spend my days trying to keep high school students from falling asleep during math class... I encourage them to save their pools of drool for their pillows at home not for the 20 year old desk that they have decided would be the perfect place to have a little snore fest..."DREHMS" they say "I'm tired.  We aren't ever goin to need this stuff anyway." UGGGH...I can't begin to tell you how many times I have heard that.  My shopping experiences do not include Dior or Versace nope I shop the clearance racks at Target or hit up the online 30% off coupon code for Kohls... when I am feeling like splurging it is the 70% off rack at Macys.  But I tell you what-- I shop them good!  I have so many people asking me to take them shopping, to find them the deals and to help them coordinate their outfits that I need to start charging for my services.  So if there is anyone out there who is in need of a personal stylist I will gladly leave the world of education to become engulfed in a world of Alexander McQueen and Jimmy Choo.